THE AASYWLH MANIFESTO

Let me explain the nature of this blog. My intention in choosing its name is to inform potential readers that the author:

1. Does not claim to be Albert Einstein reincarnated (in other words, he is the first to admit that he is NO genius).
2. Knows that Right and Wrong aren't concepts invented by Old Dead European White Guys for the sole purpose of oppressing the rest of the human race.
3. Believes that the Democratic Party should really call itself the Socialist/Marxist Party.
4. Believes that the Republican Party really is the Stupid Party.
5. Knows that the Republicans invented and continue to perfect the circular firing squad.
6. Is a conservative. (Surprised?)
7. Believes that conservatism is a philosophy, NOT an ideology.
8. Knows that the results of this year's national elections are going to be disastrous NO MATTER WHO WINS!
9. Has read the Koran four times, the Hadiths, books by apologists for Islam such as Karen Armstrong, and come to the conclusion that Islam is NOT, "a religion of peace."
10. Confesses to watching TMZ.
11. Thinks that Keith Olberman should have stayed at KNX as an OK sportscaster.
12. Believes that LEGAL IMMIGRANTS are welcome: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS should rounded up and DEPORTED as fast as we can catch them.
13. Suggests that since so many (speaking of illegals) sensitive types in this country get the vapours at the mere thought of a real fence on our southern border, why not a mine field?